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Eating disorder tumblr

Omg edblr is so toxic

Ikr so it’s edtwt

by twotiredtowritethis June 26, 2024

edblr

Eating disorder tumblr

Omg edblr is so toxic

Ikr so it’s edtwt

by twotiredtowritethis June 26, 2024

Edbert

A combination of the names Edward and Robert that makes the new name mean sex. Some of the nicknames Edbert has are Sexbert and Big-bert. Edbert is unbelievably hot and sexy that he doesn't even know it. People know he is that hunky man of lust, but he just clueless. He thinks everyone has good anticipations and a pure heart. He has VERY high standards when it comes with people (friends, girlfriends, mates, etc.). If you want to do him, ask him. No one knows what is going on with his mind, so it would be best to try hard even though you have an ulterior motive. Who knows, you might be entertained, and he can get down and dirty. Additionally, he is semi-hard to seduce. Goodluck trying!

Girl 1: "Hey sexy, lets dance!"
Edbert: "Huh? Uhh!"
Girl 1 (pulls him): "Come on"
Edbert gets down and dirty on the dance floor!

Girl: "Hey stud, lets do it over there"
Edbert: "What? No thanks"
Girl: "Come on, we were going out for a month already!"
Edbert: "We were dating? I thought it was just hanging out."
Girl (drags him inside the room and she strips): "I want you, inside!"
Edbert (pushes her off and leaves): "Work on your seduction technique, it needs improvements."

by Megan lust December 16, 2008

edbore

The sound a penis makes when you masturbate too HARD.

My penis edbored last night.

by Sam February 28, 2005

Macauley edbert

A nice guy is pretty short and is a cutie

Steven: your cute @Macauley edbert
Lee: i hate u

by Wenochainosama August 28, 2022

EdBorza

an Edborza is when your pleasuring yourself or another man or woman, you finger your butthole to make your boner harder, bigger,girthier, or cum extremely hard with violent force to the point where it feels like you've just lost 8 pounds in one load, then smell your fingers.

Last Night, Ryan was caught by his mom giving himself an edborza while on the computer.

by Klarfton February 15, 2009

Edbert

A person that is in love with a girl called Gabby and tries to act cool in front of her.

Edbert is jealous at Wisely because Wisely likes Gabby

by Nobody Anonymous %$^ August 29, 2019