A combination of the names Edward and Robert that makes the new name mean sex. Some of the nicknames Edbert has are Sexbert and Big-bert. Edbert is unbelievably hot and sexy that he doesn't even know it. People know he is that hunky man of lust, but he just clueless. He thinks everyone has good anticipations and a pure heart. He has VERY high standards when it comes with people (friends, girlfriends, mates, etc.). If you want to do him, ask him. No one knows what is going on with his mind, so it would be best to try hard even though you have an ulterior motive. Who knows, you might be entertained, and he can get down and dirty. Additionally, he is semi-hard to seduce. Goodluck trying!

Girl 1: "Hey sexy, lets dance!"
Edbert: "Huh? Uhh!"
Girl 1 (pulls him): "Come on"
Edbert gets down and dirty on the dance floor!

Girl: "Hey stud, lets do it over there"
Edbert: "What? No thanks"
Girl: "Come on, we were going out for a month already!"
Edbert: "We were dating? I thought it was just hanging out."
Girl (drags him inside the room and she strips): "I want you, inside!"
Edbert (pushes her off and leaves): "Work on your seduction technique, it needs improvements."

Edbert by Megan lust December 16, 2008

edbore

The sound a penis makes when you masturbate too HARD.

My penis edbored last night.

edbore by Sam February 28, 2005

Macauley edbert

A nice guy is pretty short and is a cutie

Steven: your cute @Macauley edbert
Lee: i hate u

Macauley edbert by Wenochainosama August 28, 2022

EdBorza

an Edborza is when your pleasuring yourself or another man or woman, you finger your butthole to make your boner harder, bigger,girthier, or cum extremely hard with violent force to the point where it feels like you've just lost 8 pounds in one load, then smell your fingers.

Last Night, Ryan was caught by his mom giving himself an edborza while on the computer.

EdBorza by Klarfton February 15, 2009

Edbert

A person that is in love with a girl called Gabby and tries to act cool in front of her.

Edbert is jealous at Wisely because Wisely likes Gabby

Edbert by Nobody Anonymous %$^ August 29, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026