ed ball 

when someone is acting retarded when its so simple

"Click the login button"
"Where?"
"U fucking ed ball"

ed ball by ew6 March 17, 2023

Ed Balls 

Ed Balls

RT @edballsmp Ed Balls

A meme that originated when he tweeted his own name and nothing else in April 2011.

Ed Balls by mosmi April 13, 2013

Ed Balls 

There's been a lot of junk going on with surveillance cameras in Britain, and now, they're penetrating it into the home. Ed Balls (yes, that's actually his name) is has unveiled a new package that would put cameras in the private rooms of "troubled" students. The whole idea of Ed Balls watching my every move really makes me testy. I can't believe they'll let a nut like Ed Balls just bulge into my privacy! This is a violation of civil liberties and he deserves to be sacked immediately. He's teabagging our freedom!

Ed Balls proposed a new program that places CCTV cameras in military barracks. He wants to keep an eye on his privates.

Ed Balls by smugslug August 6, 2009

Ed Balls 

British Labour (Co-Operative) MP, currently holds the office of Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families (which used to have the concise title of Department of Education). It's a mystery how somone called Balls could get so far in politics.

Children's Secretary Ed Balls today announced plans to improve the quality of education for young offenders in custody.

Ed Balls by ManofG December 28, 2007

Baller O'ed 

An action when a man drops his nut sack in a man's or women's mouth while that person is sleeping with their mouth open

Man: Hey, how did you sleep?
Man/Women: I slept good but my mouth has a salty taste.
Man: I know I Baller O'ed you!
Man/Women: Oh you shoundn't have (blushing)

Baller O'ed by Bijou the dog August 28, 2012

edballz 

a nickname referring to a special person who can either be just slow or a bit silly. it is also used to express appreciation for your strange friend.
it is very commonly used on people who have 'ed' in their name such as Eden, Edmond, Eddie, Edgar and Edwin

"love you edballz"
"look over here edballz"
"stop being so thick edballz"

edballz by - not a child April 6, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020