An extremely comfortable, luxurious, sassy, show off, extravagant, prestige action that one is doing, place that one is in, or product.
You that restaurant? It’s ecbert!
(On the phone with a friend)- Yo I’m ecbert right now. (Dude is in his King Size bed with silk sheets, a buffet in front of him, a huge tv, some drinks and his cigars with his chick).
That car is for ecberts…
(On the phone with a friend)- Yo I’m ecbert right now. (Dude is in his King Size bed with silk sheets, a buffet in front of him, a huge tv, some drinks and his cigars with his chick).
That car is for ecberts…
by SuperZozo February 18, 2024
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by annularPhysicist December 27, 2011
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Is a person who comes into your life and just changes how you think, completely! This person makes sure that you're loved to the point that you'd realized that you deserved to be loved like that. Elbert has the cutest eyes too!
Elbert is the love of my life
by Coffeeeeeee June 7, 2021
Get the Elbert mug.The act of a standing 69 in which you also penetrate the anal sphincter by giving the "two thumbs down" rating. This may be given in the event of a poor effort regarding the lower half of the standing 69. Or straight boredom. Also can be referred to as simply "The Ebert". Patent pending on the "Ebert and Roper".
Brought the spinner home from the bar. She had the oral ability of a teething todler. In response to her lack of skill during our standing 69 session, I decided to rate her performance by giving the "two thumbs down" rating, thus invoking the Roger Ebert.
by Drunk guys at the bar September 10, 2011
Get the The Roger Ebert mug.An exurban Denver-area county for former Californians to play pretend cowboy in.
In Elbert County, our catchphrase is "aaaaahhhh" because suffocation is commonplace at our Mount Everest elevation.
Elbert County is predicted to double in population thanks to Lennar, yet there will still be only one 2-lane highway in the county. No worries, all 72,302 daily commuters can share that one westbound lane, it's a stroke of pure genius.
Your chronically dry eyes (elevation-related) will see plenty of nature from behind your windshield, on your 99 minute daily commute. That is, when you are not experiencing head-on collisions, black ice collisions, t-bone collisions, and wildlife collisions enjoying our county's ONLY highway.
Thankfully, our county is consistently 10 degrees COLDER than Denver, because Colorado is notorious for being hot.
Most days, it is not discernable from any other Kansas locale, save for the insane cost of living.
If you live or have recently moved here - Welcome to the Retardation Chamber!
In Elbert County, our catchphrase is "aaaaahhhh" because suffocation is commonplace at our Mount Everest elevation.
Elbert County is predicted to double in population thanks to Lennar, yet there will still be only one 2-lane highway in the county. No worries, all 72,302 daily commuters can share that one westbound lane, it's a stroke of pure genius.
Your chronically dry eyes (elevation-related) will see plenty of nature from behind your windshield, on your 99 minute daily commute. That is, when you are not experiencing head-on collisions, black ice collisions, t-bone collisions, and wildlife collisions enjoying our county's ONLY highway.
Thankfully, our county is consistently 10 degrees COLDER than Denver, because Colorado is notorious for being hot.
Most days, it is not discernable from any other Kansas locale, save for the insane cost of living.
If you live or have recently moved here - Welcome to the Retardation Chamber!
"You paid $600,000 for a house 3 hours and 53 miles from your work? That is very unintelligent!"
"Oh no, you see, I live in ELBERT COUNTY, so this is justifiable for some reason!"
"Oh no, you see, I live in ELBERT COUNTY, so this is justifiable for some reason!"
by New Mexican November 24, 2019
Get the Elbert County mug.a kind, caring, passionate, loving, heartfelt person who likes nothing more than surrounding himself with friends and family whenever possible. A shoulder to lean on. He will always be there for u no matter what.
Egbert is awesome.
by egbert67 August 19, 2010
Get the egbert mug.A combination of the names Edward and Robert that makes the new name mean sex. Some of the nicknames Edbert has are Sexbert and Big-bert. Edbert is unbelievably hot and sexy that he doesn't even know it. People know he is that hunky man of lust, but he just clueless. He thinks everyone has good anticipations and a pure heart. He has VERY high standards when it comes with people (friends, girlfriends, mates, etc.). If you want to do him, ask him. No one knows what is going on with his mind, so it would be best to try hard even though you have an ulterior motive. Who knows, you might be entertained, and he can get down and dirty. Additionally, he is semi-hard to seduce. Goodluck trying!
Girl 1: "Hey sexy, lets dance!"
Edbert: "Huh? Uhh!"
Girl 1 (pulls him): "Come on"
Edbert gets down and dirty on the dance floor!
Girl: "Hey stud, lets do it over there"
Edbert: "What? No thanks"
Girl: "Come on, we were going out for a month already!"
Edbert: "We were dating? I thought it was just hanging out."
Girl (drags him inside the room and she strips): "I want you, inside!"
Edbert (pushes her off and leaves): "Work on your seduction technique, it needs improvements."
Edbert: "Huh? Uhh!"
Girl 1 (pulls him): "Come on"
Edbert gets down and dirty on the dance floor!
Girl: "Hey stud, lets do it over there"
Edbert: "What? No thanks"
Girl: "Come on, we were going out for a month already!"
Edbert: "We were dating? I thought it was just hanging out."
Girl (drags him inside the room and she strips): "I want you, inside!"
Edbert (pushes her off and leaves): "Work on your seduction technique, it needs improvements."
by Megan lust December 16, 2008
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