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ebola-head 

The technical medical term for getting fellatio from a prostitute or someone with ebola.
Example 1:

"Dude, you just got a blow job from that hooker with hemorrhagic fever!"

"I know, but it was some great ebola-head..."

Example 2:

"Brah, let's fly to Liberia and get some ebola-head!"

"You're crazy, kook! Why the hell would we do that?!?"

"Brah, because they suck you off as if their life depends on it!"
ebola-head by Shane Holmes October 16, 2014

Eboladead 

Pronounced: e bow LAID ed

1. Those living and uninfected by ebola, but live as walking tombs of fear, are pro-eugenic, anti-human, and believe the (so called) leaders of the planet are not the terrorist.

2. One who accepts main stream media as truth, and not programing

3. A self enslaved, self-consuming carbon unit.

4. Someone who boarded the zombie apocolyspe and thought it was reality and the way of safety.

5. Someone who is completely pro-eugenic and doesn't know it yet, while blaming opposites of no-sides really exist.

6. A person who gave their human ideals up to be a left, right, blue, or red person, even though there is no logic to think you are not a person.

7. Someone who would eat their young, to feel safe with their fears.

9. A member of the flat earth society.

9. An person who is an excuse for a life-form that eats fear to feel safe; an inhuman with a two dimensional understanding of life, but believe they live in a three dimensional one.

10. A bipedal form of quantum ignorance.
Joe is eboladead. He built a wall around his body and filled it with Fracking waste-water, to protect himself from the getting ebola.

Ed is so eboladead. He weas his "Building 7 Was Bombed by Cave People" T-shirt for good luck.

Any Goodman of 'Democracy Now' is the first person in American journalism to use the word 'Eboladead" on National TV. She was referring to a senior Senator's statement about drinking tracking wastewater; and how it should be used in the process of manufaturing beer in America.
Eboladead by The I Do Not Know Show October 21, 2014
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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