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emitment 

An emitment is an agreement between two females that it is okay to use a specific guy for sexual pleasure, that the other has previously dated/had sex with. An emitment is made to avoid frustrations and unnecessary jealousy/possesiveness and keep the friendship civil. The best emitments are greeted with a high five and a "DICK SISSES!" shout to celebrate the mutual conquest of that one hot piece of ass.
Girl 1: How do you feel about Brad???
Girl 2: OMG he's so hot!!! I already tapped his dick juice
Girl 1: Really??? Is it good?? Can I have some too???
Girl 2: Sure bbycakez go ahead! His clitlicking game is out of this world!!!
Girl 1: Damn girrrrrl, can't wait to share my experience with you! So we have an emitment now!

Both girls: DICK SISSES!
emitment by Maoraw October 14, 2019
Related Words
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A girl who is gorgeous but thinks she’s ugly,she’s very Funny and talkative.Has loads of friends and is sassy some times,Loves music but can’t dance,but dances anyways.She has been through a lot of stuff.If you get to know her she’s very fun!
#Ermita #Sassy #funny #gorgeous #talkative
Ermita by Someone😂😂 November 5, 2017
French word, meaning School of Social Rejects
Shit man, my mum's sending me to bloody Ermitage!!

Unlucky dude, well hey, I hear the chips are good!
Ermitage by Nightrunex September 21, 2009

Jesus Emitter 

Something that emits ultraviolet radiation detectable to the human eye.
It's so dark in here...turn on the Jesus Emitter!
Jesus Emitter by ASsdfaklbs6! December 1, 2010
-I'm drunk!
-NOOO, youre ebritsssss
Ebrits by michael1313131313 March 14, 2009
For the college student:

Earnings Before Interest, Tuition, Drugs, and Alcohol
John's EBITDA for the year was negative $15,000 because he could not find summer employment, his parents stopped paying his tuition, he got addicted to drugs, and his binge drinking continued
EBITDA by ajhope August 25, 2009