eberta 

Eberta is a woman who tells it like it is and gets the job done.

This place is a disaster! We better call Eberta!

eberta by The looker December 4, 2013

The Roger Ebert

The act of a standing 69 in which you also penetrate the anal sphincter by giving the "two thumbs down" rating. This may be given in the event of a poor effort regarding the lower half of the standing 69. Or straight boredom. Also can be referred to as simply "The Ebert". Patent pending on the "Ebert and Roper".

Brought the spinner home from the bar. She had the oral ability of a teething todler. In response to her lack of skill during our standing 69 session, I decided to rate her performance by giving the "two thumbs down" rating, thus invoking the Roger Ebert.

The Roger Ebert by Drunk guys at the bar September 10, 2011

Ebert's Law

When you ask somebody to try their own hand at something before criticizing your efforts, you have violated Ebert's Law and lost the argument. Roger Ebert is not a filmmaker, but he knows what he likes and doesn't, and has every right to say so. Similarly, people don't need to be chefs to recognize a good restaurant, or musicians to appreciate a symphony.

Person 1: Your story is rubbish!
Person 2: I bet you couldn't do better!

Person 2 has violated Ebert's Law

Ebert's Law by Sairin December 30, 2004

teach Roger Ebert to yodel

Something that is exceedingly difficult.

Students, I don't want to hear any more complaining about the term papers. You've had all semester to do this and the assignment has not changed. It's not like I'm asking you to teach Roger Ebert to yodel.

teach Roger Ebert to yodel by Pork Breakdown December 15, 2010

Siskel & Ebert 

Two thumbs up!

My buddy's wife asked me if I would Siskel & Ebert her asshole.........fo' shizzel!

Siskel & Ebert by JB October 2, 2003

Ebert's Law

Film critic Roger Ebert's philosophy to criticizing works: "It's not what it's about, it's HOW it's about it."

This applies to any type of work, be it films, TV shows, music, books, etc.

Occasionally an unsuspecting innocent will stumble into a movie like this and send me an anguished postcard, asking how I could possibly give a favorable review to such trash. My stock response is Ebert's Law, which reads: A movie is not about what it is about. It is about how it is about it. -- Roger Ebert

Ebert's Law by Judas Zala July 10, 2011

Eberhard 

The most epic of personalities that can be contained in one body without the explosion of the universe due to too much awesome in one vessel at one time and the best of people in life you are lucky to have ever talked to one let alone get to know them on a personal level

Dude I'm totally blessed to have even gotten the chance to meet an eberhard.

Eberhard by Bruce way June 10, 2014