Ebert 

Strong in mind and body. Loyal and well respected. Very friendly and has a sence of humor. A not well known name, but unique and has a nice rythem to it.

Use 1: There goes Ebert, winning all smiles.
Usage 2: That man has ebert in him!

Ebert by Okyes December 3, 2016

Ebert 

A film critic who, and Gene Siskel created the thumbs up system for grading movies. Siskel dies at age 53, and now the show is called Ebert and Roeper. Roger Ebert is a "REAL" film critic, unlike Roeper.

Ebert's style-giving helpful comments to cast of film, or to moviegoers.

Roeper's style- Either saying "I know what your sayin'", or make lame jokes, and laughs at himself.

Ebert by Zano July 5, 2004

Ebert 

Possibly the most influental and most famous film critic of all time. Writes for the Chicago Suntimes and has the strongest chin on planet earth. Scientist have recently began debating if he should be allowed to make his regular visits to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for fear that the two chins meeting eachother in battle could cause total annhilation.

Roger Ebert:I will give one thing to Tom Green at least he is funnier then Pauly Shore.
>from review of Freddy Got Fingered

Ebert by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 12, 2006

Ebert 

A well-known film critic who has become infamous in the gaming community because of his refusal to accept the idea that videogames of any kind can be art.

Man, Ebert must be pretty blind not to see the artistic value of games like Okami, Ico, and Shadow of the Colossus.

Ebert by tktktk September 5, 2008

ebert 

1.)last name
2.)also ebea - with french like accent

wow ebert! great game! ;)

ebert by Claire December 1, 2003

ebert 

noun: a very small blue creature, residing under industrial kitchen tables, prayed to by tall Italians

Araghahhh! What? Step on that ebert quick it ate the basil!

ebert by hooskah March 22, 2003

Ebert 

A short, crossed-eyed middle aged man that looks like a smurf who thinks because he is old, he can control children. In my opinion he might be the next r. kelly

Hailey: Omg did you see ebert with his shaved beard???

Hanna: Omg yess he looks like a short ass faggot who needs to gain some height before I have maat maat give him a disease.

Ebert by X3Niyah July 30, 2019