A webertarian is someone who opposes all tyrannical regulation of the internet, either from corporations (AT&T and Verizon and the RIAA) or the federal government (particularly members of Congress that have the telecom industry in their pockets). A webertarian is the online equivalent of a libertarian, in that he or she opposes intrusive regulation.
"Self-described webtertarians oppose the RIAA's move to sue individual users who have used P2P networks."
Someone who, no matter if a ride/argument is smooth or bumpy, will give a generic answer to avoid confrontation.
Amy: Matt handed me the divorce papers, and didn't even complain.
Will: What do you mean?
Amy: He just said he's happy for me.
Will: Huh. I guess he's an Ubertarian after all.