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eating pizza 

performing oral sex on a girl that has her period
Jerry: Dood, i feel like a vampire!
Terry: Why?
Jerry: I just ate pizza!
eating pizza by alfi February 26, 2004
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Eating pizza 

Code-phrase for smoking weed. Used in conversations around the uninitiated to convey a story or time one was high, so the initiated still know what's going on.
Person 1: The other day, when we were eating pizza, I noticed something.
Person 2: I had to much pizza then, you probably remember better than I do.
Eating pizza by gzimmy March 18, 2023

eating pizza rolls

When you run out of ranch, so you and your buddies make some homemade dipping sauce.. kind of like a soggy waffle, whoever is last has to use the homemade ranch with the fresh Pizza rolls
Me, Zane, Chase, Conner, and Bryce played a game of “eating pizza rolls”.. Zane ended up with a full belly.
eating pizza rolls by BigBaby101 November 5, 2017

Pizza Eating Prick 

Someone who eats pizza and is also a prick.
"You see that guy there eating pizza, he's a dick."
"I know.He's such a Pizza Eating Prick."

bulk pizza eating

When someone quits the office, and the staff throws a pizza party for everyone in their honor. However, you have to pay $5 for crappy greasy cheese pizza, and everyone grabs as much pizza as quick as possible in order to make it worth their $5.
Andrew: "Sarah, are you going to pay $5 for that pizza lunch today? Gross. I'm just really not in the mood for bulk pizza eating"
bulk pizza eating by SarahHeels1 December 15, 2008

eating her pizza

When a dog licks a girls vagina while a chicken plucks her nipple and a guy kisses her mouth.
Dude. I was eating her pizza last night and I think the chicken plucked her nipple off. The dog had fun tho.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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