Earballs

Another word for ears. Made famous by the animated American TV spy comedy, Archer.

Coined due to ear sounding similar to eye.

"Ow, my earballs!" - Cheryl Tunt, Archer

Earballs by thisisanamenowfuckoff January 2, 2012

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eat balls

Similar to fuck off.

Friend: Hey BoB, make sure you feed my pet lizard while I'm gone.

Bob: Eat Balls!

eat balls by Brendingo November 9, 2007

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Earballs

The part of your ear used for detecting sound, in particular, the unique and slightly arousing array of sounds produced in the course of modifying a shitbox second-hand car with a mate in his mum's driveway.

"We’re on holidays for another week or so and then we’ll be back with a new project car for your eyeballs and earballs (Especially your earballs!)"
- Mighty Car Mods Facebook update, 15 January 2021

Earballs by NZ_Tamago January 14, 2021

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Earballs

Coined by Lumpy Space Princess in Adventure Time Season 1 Episode 2: Trouble in Lumpy Space April 5th 2010, when she says: "My balls! My Earballs!!" Later referenced in the show Archer, Season 2 Episode 2: A Going Concern, when Cheryl says: "My earballs!" February 3rd 2011.

My balls! My Earballs!

Earballs by scrabble dictionary November 12, 2025

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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