eat the ass

Licking or caressing a females anus with your tongue.

Ex.. Eddie decided to surprise Dawn on her on birthday by taking her out for a nice meal and then he was going to eat the ass afterwards. Hopefully he didn't take her to the Mexican restaurant.

by Duece Muslim July 17, 2017

eat my ass

An insult. Bastardization of 'eat me' and 'kiss my ass'.

I told the fucker to go get a spoon and eat my ass.

by gomer May 6, 2003

Eat my ass

This is a term usually directed at someone you don't like or just don't care for.

Sally: "Fred is so weird"
Henry: "Fred can eat my ass"

by holveck July 12, 2018

Eat my ass

Means anything that you don't really want to do that someone wants you to do.

Hey man, why don't you come to the gym later? And I told him, why don't you eat my ass?

by The real slim shady 907 May 16, 2016

Eat my ass

Shoving your face into one's backside and licking, sucking, or biting down on one's ass/asshole.

Me: Hey Jack, wanna eat my ass? I'm wet right now.
Jack: Hell yeah! How do you want it done? Hard or soft?
Me: I'm feeling hard, I want your tongue all in there.

by idomemesforfun October 30, 2017

eat my ass

1. interjection - used to insult someone. equivalent to fuck off, fuck you, kiss my ass, etc
2. interjection - used to tell someone to rim you, or perform oral sex on your anus hole, also known as anilingus

1. He kept fucking with me so I told him to eat my ass.
2. Hey baby, for something knew, can you eat my ass?

by SanSavior August 7, 2017

eat some ass

1: Means to tell someone to go away if they are enoying you.
2: When you want a wench to clean out your corn hole

1: Bob: Hey Joe can I borrow your car for the weekend? I wont crash it like the three other times.
Joe: You know what? how about you go eat some ass.
2: Man I took a huge shit the other day and didnt wipe. Im going to make my girlfriend eat some ass.

by tofugremlin October 22, 2007