A Texas Shotgun is when you tie down your sexual partner on a bed and spray diarrhea all over your partner's genitals. I.E. like a shotgun.
Bob: Hey.
Jim: What's wrong?
Bob: My girlfriend dumped me.
Jim: Why?
Bob: I did a Texas Shotgun on her.
Jim: Oh.
Jim: What's wrong?
Bob: My girlfriend dumped me.
Jim: Why?
Bob: I did a Texas Shotgun on her.
Jim: Oh.
by AFuckingMotherFucker July 25, 2012
A fisherman refers to juniors and seniors in high school who are in/pursuing a romantic relationship with a freshman; called a fisherwoman if the older one is a female.
The act of being a fisherman is called "fishing"
Stems from the fact that "fisherman" sounds like "freshman", also very well portrays the image of "reeling in" your prey.
The act of being a fisherman is called "fishing"
Stems from the fact that "fisherman" sounds like "freshman", also very well portrays the image of "reeling in" your prey.
AJ: Oh my fucking god! Carlos the senior is dating a fucking freshman.
Sean: Whom?
AJ: Emily!
Sean: What a fucking fisherman!
Sean: Whom?
AJ: Emily!
Sean: What a fucking fisherman!
by AFuckingMotherFucker November 05, 2015
1) To quite literally, eat the whole ass
2) To go all the way with something, similar to "the whole 9 yards"
3) Can also refer to the action of high school students who choose to take all honors/AP classes
2) To go all the way with something, similar to "the whole 9 yards"
3) Can also refer to the action of high school students who choose to take all honors/AP classes
1) "You know, in this game, you gotta eat the whole ass bro. Ain't no playing around; you just gotta get in there and eat the whole ass. You know what I'm saying?" ~ Filthy Frank
2) Sometimes, you just gotta eat the whole ass and ask out that hot bitch staring at you.
3) Becky never has time to do anything fun, because she eats the whole ass every year.
2) Sometimes, you just gotta eat the whole ass and ask out that hot bitch staring at you.
3) Becky never has time to do anything fun, because she eats the whole ass every year.
by AFuckingMotherFucker June 18, 2015
It's when one sticks their penis through the American-Mexican Border and another person inserts the penis in a body opening.
(Guy sticks penis through border)
(Woman puts penis in her vagina)
Border Patrol Guy 1: What are they doing?
Border Patrol Guy 2: It's called border sex.
(Woman puts penis in her vagina)
Border Patrol Guy 1: What are they doing?
Border Patrol Guy 2: It's called border sex.
by AFuckingMotherFucker November 22, 2011
The feeling you get when your Urban Dictionary definition doesn't get published. This is caused by a bunch of faggots called editors who refuse to publish.
Person 1: Hey.
Person 2: I'm sad.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I've got the definition depression.
Person 1: Oh. I hate those damn editors, too.
Person 2: I'm sad.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I've got the definition depression.
Person 1: Oh. I hate those damn editors, too.
by AFuckingMotherFucker January 02, 2012
Guy 1: Why did you not pull out? You have to support that little fucker now!
Guy 2: Because I was pushing in.
Guy 2: Because I was pushing in.
by AFuckingMotherFucker October 09, 2013
You know when you want to masturbate when you look up porn, you type it in fast and you misspell porn, insted getting pron.
by AFuckingMotherFucker November 19, 2011