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eat that 

A taunting phrase insinuating that a person has no choice but to accept an unfortunate fact. Similar to deal with it, suck it, or in your face. Usually used to add emphasis to an instance when one intends for the other person to get served.
Ryan: "Sup gangsta."
Steve: "Not too much, chief. Say, I have a little tidbit of news that might interest you."
Ryan: "What is it?"
Steve: "Well, last night, I banged your mom."
Ryan: "Oh yeah? Well my mom's a total slut, so eat that! She's such a slut that when someone yells 'hoedown' she jumps on the floor! Yeah, in your face!"
Steve: "Telling a jo mama joke about your own mom does not in any way redeem you, nor does it change the fact that I porked her. I believe you got served."
eat that by Nicholas D December 27, 2011
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eat that horse 

Over come a goal.
Goku: Come eat that horse with me vegeta.
eat that horse by MUIGogetto November 3, 2018

Eat that ham 

Tell her she can eat that ham; BITCH eat that ham for the fam!
Eat that ham by Luv Rojo August 26, 2013

eat that mule shit 

The option of last resort after following a donkey trail in a desert for many days.
I'd been walking for 17 days. I had water but no food. The hoofprints seemed to be leeding nowhere. Then I saw it - I just had to eat that mule shit.
eat that mule shit by robcraine March 15, 2004

eat that pussy 

O man eat it girl eat that pussy like a fucking sandwitch!!
eat that pussy by Thatboyosv February 19, 2017

Eat That Dick up

Expression meant to basically say, Deal with it. Don’t bother trying to explain yourself or do anything. They have won.
Boy you better Eat that dick up , I ain’t hearing shit you talking bout!
Eat That Dick up by Comedian95 January 12, 2023

eat that dick up

Guy1: aye you need to cut yo hair

Guy2:man eat that dick up
eat that dick up by Godlike:) May 31, 2018
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