eat dad
eat dad by Davesgiblets1 February 8, 2022
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I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤
Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭
eat me daddy
eat me daddy by Papi/ April 3, 2017
Eat at Daddy’s
Madonna: Good Dog, Borderline! Oh, hey Corey Taylor!
Corey Taylor: Eat at Daddy’s!
Madonna: Isn’t your dad dead?
Corey Taylor: Well, Yeah, But the restaurant is probably owned by somebody else’s father. Not Mine.
Corey Taylor: Eat at Daddy’s!
Madonna: Isn’t your dad dead?
Corey Taylor: Well, Yeah, But the restaurant is probably owned by somebody else’s father. Not Mine.
Eat at Daddy’s by SimDevoSlipknot October 13, 2018
Daddy, why did you eat my fries?
Daddy, why did you eat my fries? by banh a a February 18, 2020
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008