eat dad 

Suck my dick

This lil bitch said she was gon eat dad

eat dad by Davesgiblets1 February 8, 2022

I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk 

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk by Urmommia June 29, 2023

eat me daddy 

Telling someone to eat your pussy or ass. Can also be used as a way to get sexual attention

Please eat me daddy

eat me daddy by Papi/ April 3, 2017

Eat at Daddy’s

What famous rock stars say when they meet Madonna

Madonna: Good Dog, Borderline! Oh, hey Corey Taylor!

Corey Taylor: Eat at Daddy’s!

Madonna: Isn’t your dad dead?

Corey Taylor: Well, Yeah, But the restaurant is probably owned by somebody else’s father. Not Mine.

Eat at Daddy’s by SimDevoSlipknot October 13, 2018

Daddy, why did you eat my fries? 

That famous song from Adventure Time.

Then Marceline asked, "Daddy, why did you eat my fries?"

Daddy, why did you eat my fries? by banh a a February 18, 2020