earth to

calling someone to give them a reality slap

ugh i cant stand hansel
i know right riding in on that scooter like hes so cool
and the way he does his hair i mean ex-squeeze me but has he ever heard of styling gel?
im sure hansels heard of styling gel hes a male model
ugh earth to brent i was making a joke...
as heard in zoolander

by Sara October 23, 2004

earth

Mostly harmless.

by uclafalcon March 20, 2003

Earth

A planet-shaped insane asylum, containing mostly insects.

"We're back on Earth. Time to take some Prozac!"

by Ludd February 25, 2015

Earth

God's reality TV show.

That planet gets good ratings on Uranus.

by ty September 20, 2003

Earthing

The action of walking on grass in bare feet; soaking up the earths energy through your soles.

She wanted to be one with nature, so she went earthing.

by Qaletaqa June 24, 2014

Earth

A large planet in danger of being destroyed by the Vogans to make way for a new hyperspace by-pass. For other extraterrestrial beings, Earth appears to be in the way and they often land here by accident. Also called E-are-th like in the movie Lilo and Stitch.

Gallaxhar (Monsters vs. Aliens): "Earthlings: I come in peace! I mean you no harm! However, most of you won't survive the next 24 hours. You should in no way take any of this personally; it's just business. So, just a recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die."

by YourFavoriteYorkies August 27, 2009

Earth

A moderately nice place until humans came along and fucked it with McDonalds and fecal matter

The Earth is good, but it spawned evil

by Idonthaveone June 24, 2012