the sharp aural pain one gets when speaking on the phone to a loud talker, necessitating volume adjustment
"Myrtle! How ya doin?!!!"
"Jesus, Harry, do ya always have to tawk so loud on the phone? Ya givin me an earspasm."
"Jesus, Harry, do ya always have to tawk so loud on the phone? Ya givin me an earspasm."
by auralist March 15, 2005
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