Early 2021 

The first, most boring, and worst part of 2021, but a very helpful part of 2021
It includes

People still being held captive at home from the virus and weather in a cold winter
Coronavirus
The storming of the US capitols
The covid vaccine
Joe Biden
The new Covid variants that could make the cases increase if people don't get vaccinated quickly and/or people do not wear masks or social distance
Snowstorms causing power outages
Very funny memes about the Grubhub and Kroger ads, and very funny memes about 2020 and 2021
And personal things like a death

However, 2021 will not be all bad. When spring and summer come, things will get better, and when fall comes, everything will feel much better and almost normal. We just have to wait and be carefully optimistic.
If things go well, 2021 will go by faster than you expect!

It's early 2021, the worst part of 2021, but when 2021 progresses, things only get better

Early 2021 by Avocado2004 February 19, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012