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ear plug 

a type of jewellery worn on the earlobes. Can be worn after the piercing is stretched with a taper and often have a hole through the middle so one can see through it.
ear plug by anonymous March 8, 2005
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ear plug 

were someone who has peirced their ears, gauges them up in sizes, then replaces the tapered gaugers with little tubbe like things that look awesome.
me: hey look, that person totally gauged their ears up.

other guy: whoa thats sick, i like her ear plugs

me: yeah its fucking awesome
ear plug by X a v i e r. May 31, 2009

ear plug 

when you mistime the pump fake and she truns her head and you plug her ear with the warmth her face so willingly deserves
i spit on her back and as she turned around i lost my load and plugged her ear
ear plug by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

alabama ear plug 

when you need your GF to not listen to what you're about to say so you come in her ear...an Alabama Earplug
I didn't want Sally to hear what I was about to say so I gave her an Alabama Ear Plug.
alabama ear plug by Corn Johnwall November 1, 2015

The Ear Plug 

When you stick your dick in your mates ear and literally fuck their brains out. Common side effects include semen, blood, white matter, gray matter, peeling flesh, and piss frothing forth in a cornucopia of liquid love.
"This The Ear Plug is the best zombie protection around! Oh my god, it burns like my passion!"
The Ear Plug by G.M.H. November 4, 2009

Mexican ear plug 

the act of ejaculating in the auditory orifice(ear) of an unconcous person and letting it dry over night
yo that prick gave me an mexican ear plug and i can't hear from that ear no more.
Mexican ear plug by jizz o man January 29, 2009

Ivory Ear Plug 

When a guy ejaculates in the ear of his partner causing a blockage in the opening of the ear.
"I went to cum on her face and I accidently gave her an Ivory Ear Plug and she couldn't hear out of that ear for like an hour"
Ivory Ear Plug by Jessie M October 12, 2006
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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