Ear penis 

Synonym for wet willy; shoving your wet finger down someone’s ear

Tommy: “I don’t know why my manager got so pissed at me”
Ben: “Maybe because you gave him a big stinky ear penis”

Ear penis by Mrinfectedtesticles March 5, 2020

ear penis 

Bluetooth microphone/earpiece worn in conjunction with mobile or cell phone.

After

I put on my ear penis and talk cock all night.

ear penis by dewexdewex October 18, 2008

penis ear 

Person who wears a phallic bluetooth earpiece as a fashion statement, even while not driving or talking on the phone.

"You look so fabulous with that Lieutenant Uhuru earpiece!", he said to the punk with the penis ear.

penis ear by Barkcash June 3, 2006

Ear Penises 

Relating, but not limited to the earbud part of Nuraphones. These headphones are an in ear AND over ear headphone. The ear buds are attached to the inside of the ear cup and protrude slightly - resembles a penis

Man: “I forgot my ear penises in your car!”
Woman: “I’m already home, I’ll put them in my mailbox.”

Ear Penises by Are You Steve? June 13, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008