Ear penis

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Synonym for wet willy; shoving your wet finger down someone’s ear

Tommy: “I don’t know why my manager got so pissed at me”
Ben: “Maybe because you gave him a big stinky ear penis”

Ear penis by Mrinfectedtesticles March 5, 2020

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ear penis

Bluetooth microphone/earpiece worn in conjunction with mobile or cell phone.

After

I put on my ear penis and talk cock all night.

ear penis by dewexdewex October 18, 2008

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penis ear

Person who wears a phallic bluetooth earpiece as a fashion statement, even while not driving or talking on the phone.

"You look so fabulous with that Lieutenant Uhuru earpiece!", he said to the punk with the penis ear.

penis ear by Barkcash June 3, 2006

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Ear Penises

Relating, but not limited to the earbud part of Nuraphones. These headphones are an in ear AND over ear headphone. The ear buds are attached to the inside of the ear cup and protrude slightly - resembles a penis

Man: “I forgot my ear penises in your car!”
Woman: “I’m already home, I’ll put them in my mailbox.”

Ear Penises by Are You Steve? June 13, 2019

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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