ear dick 

A Bluetooth headset. People who think they're mighty important often walk around with one of these things hangin' on their ear. More acceptable when used while driving.

check out that douchebag, he's wearing an ear dick

ear dick by nate diggity dawg December 28, 2007

Mr. Dick Ear 

Mr. Dick Ear is the term you would call someone who has an ear fetish and enjoys putting their dicks into people's ears.

She found out that the strange man was a Mr. Dick Ear when he tried to have sex with her ear.

Mr. Dick Ear by Undesirable.savage May 22, 2016

dick in ear 

To 'dick in ear' is to stick one's dick into someones ear and fuck some sense into them.

Oi! Cameron, if you don't stop that I'm gonna perform dick in ear and fuck some sense into you!!

dick in ear by morphinemitt July 27, 2008

Put a Dick in Your Ear 

means "fuck what you heard".Term used when, you want somebody to basically forget what they think is true.

---Man, i heard you be messin' with Trina's ol ugly ass!
------"Dude! Put a Dick in Your Ear!!

Put a Dick in Your Ear by Edy_Bayshore November 8, 2007

stick my dick in your ear 

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.

If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!

stick my dick in your ear by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

stick a dick in my ear 

When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.

Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”

stick a dick in my ear by Uncooked Spam October 29, 2021

go stick a dick in your ear 

An insult used to make somebody feel gay. Can be substituted for take a hike.

Hey faggot, go stick a fucking dick in your ear!

go stick a dick in your ear by Etni3s February 15, 2004