ear dick
A Bluetooth headset. People who think they're mighty important often walk around with one of these things hangin' on their ear. More acceptable when used while driving.
ear dick by nate diggity dawg December 28, 2007
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Mr. Dick Ear
Mr. Dick Ear is the term you would call someone who has an ear fetish and enjoys putting their dicks into people's ears.
Mr. Dick Ear by Undesirable.savage May 22, 2016
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dick in ear
dick in ear by morphinemitt July 27, 2008
Put a Dick in Your Ear
means "fuck what you heard".Term used when, you want somebody to basically forget what they think is true.
Put a Dick in Your Ear by Edy_Bayshore November 8, 2007
stick my dick in your ear
stick my dick in your ear by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
stick a dick in my ear
When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.
Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”
stick a dick in my ear by Uncooked Spam October 29, 2021
go stick a dick in your ear
go stick a dick in your ear by Etni3s February 15, 2004
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