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Ear Cheese 

When one has larger gauge piercings in the ears; the white, smelly cheesy substance that can be found on the jewelry. It it made up of dead skin cells and shampoo/hair product residue.
Damn!! Thats some funky ear cheese!!!!
Ear Cheese by Charger Chick April 4, 2005

Ear cheese 

The weird smelly shit that resides in an ear piercing.
Ear cheese smells weird asf.

Ear Cheese 

A whitish-yellow, hardened, noodle-like substance that builds up over time in empty pierced earring holes.
"I haven't put any earrings in for a long time...Gross, what is this noodle in my earring hole? Looks like ear cheese!"
Ear Cheese by Teresa Davis December 28, 2005

Ear Cheese 

this gunk occassionly comes from my ear peircing hole... its like this pale yellow and smells like feet.
I like sniffing my fingers
cheese is pouring from my ears. lets call it ear cheese
Ear Cheese by rxdytcfyvgublinm September 7, 2025

eatcheese 

A cool guy. Too bad he's a huge postwhore.
eatcheese by DJ-BILLZ April 4, 2005
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