ear carrot 

an orange, oblong ear plug resembling a carrot in color and shape.

The concert was incredibly loud, so I stuffed in a couple of ear carrots so I wouldn't lose my hearing.

ear carrot by olympic1896 August 24, 2018

Ear-Carrot 

A game mostly involving putting carrots in the ears of unsuspecting people and then shouting, "ear-carrot!" that swept the nation in 2009 and early 2010. It was an adaptation of the less popular and less sanitary "Face-Cheese."

Some weirdo on the subway gave me an ear-carrot.

Ear-Carrot by Plural P July 26, 2018

carrots in your ear 

built up ear wax.

earwax pouring out of your ear.

john "ewww look at those carrots in your ear"
tom "ewww thats gross"

carrots in your ear by kay stash July 26, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008