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A Grappler who thinks their ears are exhibiting the signs of Cauliflower Ear when in fact their ears are fine and nothing to worry about.
You see how little fluid came out of Robby’s normal ear? He’s such an ear bitch!
ear bitch by Heagearsteal April 6, 2021
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A grappler who thinks their ear is exhibiting cauliflower ear but it isn’t. Someone who wears headgear for no reason.
Man you see how little fluid came out of Robby’s ear? The dude is a total ear bitch.
ear bitch by Heagearsteal April 6, 2021
A person who can silently stay supportive in your earbuds/headphones or converse while you go about your day, providing love and luck.
My ear bitch is talking, hold on!
Ear bitch by Mama2toAs April 24, 2024

The Bitch Ear

In your ear stretching/gauging process, it is that ONE EAR. it's the one that is more difficult to stretch, takes longer to heal, and just doesn't look as good as the other ear, and you experience much more discomfort with it. it's a total bitch because it just won't cooperate with you. therefore, it is known as The Bitch Ear.
guy#1 "dude ! my left ear hurt more than the right ear when i stretched it last night."

guy#2 "haha.....i see you've got THE BITCH EAR."
The Bitch Ear by Def Initionn August 18, 2009

bitch ear 

When someone has both of their ears pierced and perhaps stretched as well, one of the ears will be a total cock and keep getting infected, hurting, looking gross, and generally be an annoyance while the other ear will behave itself and heal properly.

So named because not only is the bitch ear being a bitch, it also hurts like a bitch.
"What's wrong with your left ear? It's all swollen!"
"Yeah, that's my bitch ear."

I just had my ears pierced, one healed up, fine but my bitch ear still hurts like a bitch!
bitch ear by Kekk99 November 22, 2009

bitch ear 

A medical condition formally known as "Auris Bitcheas." This malady strikes tens of thousands of American males every year, and is caused by the unholy sonic reverberations of the upper registers of the female voice on a cell phone.

Auris Bitcheas is particularly dangerous in a dating relationship, as the male ear is subjected to hundreds of hours of continuous whining by his girlfriend via cell phone.
"Hey man, could you turn the TV down? I have MAJOR bitch ear from talking to my gf last night."
bitch ear by Sir E. P. D. February 5, 2008

bitch ear 

a bitch ear is your favourite ear to bitch to, and usually belongs to another person. unless they are dead. which makes the bitch ear a bit pointless.

basically, the person you moan to about your shitty life :)
Ben: Dude, whats up with Hayley, she looks a bit upset
Jerry: It's cool, i'll find out later, i'm her bitch ear.
bitch ear by mrbeefy0811 September 23, 2011
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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