ealco 

Equally Attractive Low Calorie Options

That vending machine is jam packed with ealcos like diet strawberry fanta.

ealco by z-nutritionist September 2, 2011

Lannan Eacott 

Is a YouTuber called LazarBeam

Lannan Eacott is the BEST!!!!!!

Lannan Eacott by BlitzShadowCake October 3, 2018

Ealoni 

(noun/adjective/female name)

defined as being sexy or pertaining to attractive things. Ealoni is a rare female name that is gaining in popularity. Generally Ealonis are females of mixed races, are often athletic, and are exceptionally unique. They tend to be women with a fantastic sense of humor. Although some people do not understand an Ealoni's humor, she always maintains a positive outlook on life.

That girl is FINE. She is so sexy, she must be an Ealoni!

The girl standing against the wall with ginger hair is so gorgeous, her name must be Ealoni.

The one thing I want in life is to marry a girl named Ealoni-they are all sexy.

Ealoni is too sexy for her shirt, so sexy it hurts!

Ealoni has the best sense of humor, is an amazing athlete, and happens to be gorgeous. Is there anything she can't do?

Ealoni by ealonilover December 14, 2010

Y'elcome 

You're welcome.

Thanks for handing my phone to me. "Y'elcome."

Y'elcome by aegis136 September 17, 2013

ELCO 

A school in the middle of fields in Lebanon County PA. You can often find yourself late to school due to a farm tractor taking up the whole road. At times the hallways smell like cow shit and you find your clothes saturated with the smell as well.

Exhibit A: Drive your tractor to school day at ELCO HS

person a: Dude...what's on your pants?
person b: Oh, I just stepped in some cow shit in the parking lot.

ELCO by sssssshhhhhhh1518 October 28, 2011

Elcock 

A male period i.e. a section of time of extreme, unexplainable, moodiness

Sorry I'm so bitchy, I'm having a bit of an elcock today

Elcock by Tom Angell November 24, 2007

ELCO 

full of all the the most annoying bitches you'll ever meet
probably one of the biggest groups of tryhards all coming together to make you want to move away from there. located in the desolate, cow ridden farms of myerstown, pa, there's not a single thing that is good to eat besides the shitty corn that the amish grow there. the elco thots are probably the most prominent even though they deadass live on a farm, and they still think they are cool

all those elco kids are stinking the place up
damn, these elco kids are so tiny! what is in their milk?
why are all these white boy elco kids vaping? isn't that bad for the farm?

ELCO by wolfer69 June 12, 2018