eBoink

Pronunciation: \ee-boink\
Function: transitive verb

1. The act or art of boinking, copulating, having sexual relations with, or otherwise fucking through the use of the world wide web.

Brian: Did you chat with Bibs69 online last night?
John: Yeah, I eBoinked that bitch.

eBoink by Niork March 16, 2008

ebonikz

ebonics for ebonikz. Can be used by anyone, but most often used by blacks, poser white and white people who are down wit the way things are

yo only cracka's speak ebonics... I speak ebonikz

ebonikz by Anonymous August 21, 2003

eBOING

eBOING is the term that is used when boarding a plane (similar to boeing but not)

“no way are we about to board an eBOING”

eBOING by zanal March 26, 2019

premature ebonkulation 

To sell one's entire dogebonk crypto currency portfolio (usually at a loss) at the start of a dip in the market which then later recovers. Meaning you have to buy back in at a loss (so you've lost twice) . It's a real embarrassment, similar to that of ejaculating prematurely when you see the downward curve of a ladies titties. You've made a mess of the sheets, embarrassed yourself and you didn't get to have sex. With premature ebonkulation everyone knows you did it though because they can see your wallet transaction history.

Man, did you see that whale blew his entire stack at the start of the dip? He bought back in later at a loss, the Muppet! - that was some serious premature ebonkulation.

premature ebonkulation by dogebonker69 November 26, 2021