e.b.f. 

everything-but-fuck(ing)
Describes sexual activity that rounds all the bases but doesn't cross the plate.

How was your spring break?
Awful, my girlfriend hooked up with this guy while I was out of town.
They sleep together?
No, they e.b.f.'d, but I'm still pissed.

e.b.f. by Supafly TNT May 18, 2005

e.b.f. 

east bumble fuck, the parking space where it takes two hours of walking to get from the car to the place you are going.

We were late getting to the concert so we had to park in E.B.F.

e.b.f. by CPaul June 16, 2007

O.E.B.F.D. 

Overly Exaggerated Bodily Function Disorder. To purposely over exaggerate ones sneeze, cough, fart, orgasm, ect.

Sorry about that I have O.E.B.F.D.

O.E.B.F.D. by Jmcknight81 May 9, 2022

B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E 

Best Friends For Life And Eternity Until Both Of Us Die Shrivel Up And Explode.

Myah and I are B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E!!!!

B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E by Tacobort123 October 3, 2011

F.B.E.

Full Blown Erection

I'm too tired, I can't get an F.B.E.- Sam G.

F.B.E. by JessicaaaLeeeeee June 16, 2013

F.E.B. 

Pronounced Feb as if abbreviating the month of February 1. A fucking English Bastard. 2. A polite way of calling an English person a Fucking English Bastard to their face. Primarily used by the Scottish, and Irish.

pardon me sir but can you direct me to the queens head pub No problem F.E.B. go to the roundabout and piss off

F.E.B. by imfraeglesga August 11, 2010

e:f,b

Edit: Fuck, beaten.

Some guy posts the same thing you wanted to, but did it first.

e:f,b by TheRochester April 3, 2003