A male individual found in online communities who poses as a female, typically for attention, personal amusement, or in the case of playing an MMORPG, the possibility of free gifts.
"Turns out that hot chick who messaged me on myspace turned out to just have an e-vagina."
This occurs when women break up with their long term boyfriends. EVS becomes active in women about a week or less after a break up of a long term sexually active relationship. this can be beneficial to men looking to have intercourse with said woman/chick. this operates much like a "rebound". EVS also has many varyations, including: virgin evs (VEVS)~ when a girl wants to have sex really badly because she is a virgin. situational evs (SEVS)~ when a girl wants you cock because of the fact you are "playing hard to get". and cyclical evs (CEVS)~ when a girl has broken up and the original case of EVS has already run its course, this usually doesnt occur until about a year after not having sex and when the initial EVS is done.
empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)- dude she just broke up with her bf...shes going to have evs in a few days.
VEVS- dude she is a virgin, she wants it so bad.
SEVS- dude i didn't talk to my gf for like a week, im giving her some SEVS.
CEVS- dude she had a bf like a year ago and hasnt had sex or a bf in so long, she wants it bad now.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.