a man's online ego, often growing in size with his forums post count, forum rep, and acquiring of a 10 dollar host booter.
player a - "dont fuck with me troll, dont you know who i am? ill drop your net for a week kid"
player b - "holy shit bro, just hit 4k post count? e-penis must have grown another inch"
player b has disconnected.
(msn) kodey tinney is now offline.
player b - "holy shit bro, just hit 4k post count? e-penis must have grown another inch"
player b has disconnected.
(msn) kodey tinney is now offline.
by FFCORBY December 14, 2010
A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.
by requires a microscope March 29, 2004
a term used in connection with internet-related boasting or toughguy-ness. The more one boasts the larger his e-penis can be said to be. The term is a mildly insulting comparison of one's unconfirmable boasts with individuals' boasts of their penile length
InternetDude01: I dont care if they were Hells Angels. I would have fucking fucked up all of them...baseball bat to the knees, then pepper-spray to the eyes when theyre on the ground...
InternetDude02: Wow, your e-penis must be at least a meter long...
InternetDude02: Wow, your e-penis must be at least a meter long...
by maks August 06, 2006
Online "social status" on an internet forum. Usually based on stats such as post count, or amount of time one has been a member.
by WakaLakaFly December 09, 2005
An Internet Relay Chat term used to describe how long a user has been connected to the network without being disconnected.
Eric: "According to this my e-penis is two an a half inches long. Wow! That's a an inch bigger than my real penis."
by Phaedrus2nd November 02, 2009
by Devin May 17, 2006
Excessive emotional and ego investment in an online message board or forum; a marked tendency to continue to argue one's point even after losing a debate in such a forum.
by LM December 12, 2003