The process of giving a blow job over the internet on games such as runescape or habbo hotel or club penguin. If you're really good, millsberry. This process involves no webcam. Just hot, sweaty pixels.
It tends to pleasure your pixel boner.
*pulls down your pants* -Joan oh my god *moan* -Joe
*takes off your boxers and smilez* -Joan *forces your head onto my cock* -Joe
Ooh baby *sucks* -Joan
*SKEETS ON YOUR FACE* SORRY! -Joe
wow that was some hot e-head -Joan
yea i just came irl -Joe
Sucking up, brown-nosing, or generally being an annoying kiss-ass to someone/something online. Derived from "e-" as in e-mail, and "head" as in blowjob.
A group of close friends who join a social media group supervised by online groomers and befriend these alleged groomers gather information to confirm the allegations and then post it to related servers.
One of the servers I joined a while ago was e head crusaded. I always had a gut feeling about the owners.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.