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dyson day 

a day that sucks continuously.

Like a Dyson vacuum, it never loses suction.
I woke up late, had a flat, the cat threw up on me, I lost my change in the vending machine, the boss bitched me out, got stuck in traffic on the way home, my girlfriend broke up with me and took the X-box, the computer crashed and I'm out of vodka. Today was a "Dyson day".
dyson day by KimmehG September 14, 2008
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A dayson is a person you’d probably rarely meet. It’s a unique name, if I must say so myself. They’re quite nice, when you get to know them they can easily be influenced. Though, they’re actual personality is still deep down and it will shine at the right time. They will either love you with all there heart or hate you. No in between. They wouldn’t replace there friend or family for anything. So in case you find a dayson, just make sure you never loose them.
“Oh hey look, it’s dayson”

“JAKE PAUL MERCH?” Says Michael

“Uh no, its dayson!” Says Nixelle

“Yay!” Says everyone else in unison
Dayson by Anon_ym_ous June 3, 2018

Dirty Dayson 

A thicc boy who loves to put brownies and ice cream onto a person and eat it off
Broo, he’s pulling a dirty Dayson
Dayson is a funny, awesome, person who you can trust no madder what the situation is. He's obsessed with hats. Plays a very competitive game of Ultimate Frisbee. He is likely to have a fight with his brother over a literal bite of pizza. He loves donuts and can eat a gallon or two of ice cream in one sitting. He lives in a home where they always eat amazingly healthy while still making it delicious, he also milks a cow most mornings and nights thou sometimes one of his 4 brothers does it for him. Sometimes acts like a Nerd, and knows Pokemon. Is a very good singer and Actor... usually.
Person: Hey Dayson! Are there any new plays going on, I really liked the Star-Trek one.

Dayson: No but there will be one this fall, I think it might be a Pirate one.
dayson by Shmermafer August 1, 2014
Noun: A male who is attracted to underage women, and/or flirts with younger women with the intentions of intercourse.
Guy 1: Have you seen Tom over there with them year 9's?!?
Guy 2: Yeah he's being such a Dayson.
Dayson by FosuInit December 7, 2016
“is that a goat over there ?” “Nah it’s just Dayson”
Dayson by Joshua671 November 22, 2021
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