dymock 

A not so old cunt who is referred to as "old cunt" usually a younger fisherman prone to exaggeration and general bullshitting.

Fisherman #1: How many did you catch?
Fisherman #2: 100kg, how much did you catch?
Fisherman #1: about 1.2 tonnes
Fisherman #2: fuck off cunt You are such a Dymock
Fisherman #1: I also fucked a mermaid.

dymock by p1mpstat1on December 10, 2019

zali dymock 

She is so talented and so pretty why must she be so cool everyone loves her.
OMG she is so hot!!
she is such a zali dymock she is soo amazing at everything she does she is soo sporty i cant believe that she is soo hot and beautiful she has the best eyes ever i love her soo much xx

zali dymock is soo hot and beautiful she is soo sexy she is such a zali dymock

zali dymock by zali dymock is the best girl September 20, 2014

demockeracy 

The current system of government in most Western countries where corporate donations and secret ballots allow private interests to determine public policy. A portmanteau of "mockery" and "democracy".

Our government isn't a democracy; it's a demockeracy, a bad political joke!

demockeracy by AdamNTM February 23, 2012

demockery

noun
an absurd or hypocritical imitation of the democratic system of government

That last election was so obviously rigged, I must live in a demockery.

Was Andrew Jackson's signing of the Indian Removal Act a total demockery or what?!

demockery by SNAAB93 September 7, 2013

deMockracy 

Derived from verb: to Mock, to treat with contempt or ridicule.
A democracy that is only democratic on the outside but treats it's citizens like crap.

It doesn't matter who you vote for in the U.S of A(s if), or if you vote at all, you get the same shit stuffed down your throat anyway, this is a demockracy

deMockracy by Paarse Frikandel March 4, 2011

demockracy 

A mockery of the political system of democracy. Can be used in two ways:

1- to ridicule a country's system which is an oligarchy or aristocracy, masked as democracy.

2- to ridicule the idea of democracy as a progressive, humanistic political system.

1- When the final candidates you get are Trump and Hillary, it clearly shows the politics of USA have degraded from democracy to demockracy.

2- A system of governmen of sheeple, by the sheeple, for the sheeple. Yeah, that's demockracy for you.

demockracy by Troll Pumpkin November 27, 2019

demockerycy 

What was once known as democracy but now is completely corporate controlled on today's flat earth. The lunacy of morphing a corporation into human personhood via judicial rulings.

The U.S. has now become the world's leading demockerycy.

demockerycy by Chuck Irvin July 4, 2007