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DylanStanely 

One of those guys that thinks he's a hero and a genius. But prager u made him think he's informed without a college degree . Then a job title gave him a sense of accomplishment and entitlement based on social and culture norms. Genetics gave him a false sense of betterment based on a sparse population commenting on his great achievement of bone growth. Narcissism brings your downfall ..not your uprising. Humble is not a virtue anymore, righteousness is rewarded and expansive progressive ideas are driven down. How dare anyone have a different opinion or idea different than shoved down your throat by pretty blondes and regurgitated by self blinded people with zero empathy and self awareness.
Yeah..I was a real DylanStanley jesus hipster hating but wannabe cheating on my cancer ridden girlfriend with a diseased whore kinda guy last night..I should probably aim higher than maga mega d bag. Ehh..fuuuck it...Its easier to be a pseudo intellectual on the internet and two "craft" beers in.fucking pussy ass bitch. Dont mean to punk you out DylanStanely
DylanStanely by JusticeComes4usAll September 26, 2019

Dylan O'Brien 

Dylan O'Brien is a gift from god.He is the most beautiful human being on this earth and has the most precious laugh and smile.He is very talented and funny.Everybody loves him and must love him.He makes life better and is amazing.No one shall ever hurt this precious soul
teacher:What is the definition of perfection
class should answer with:Dylan O'Brien
Dylan O'Brien by dylanssoulmate February 19, 2018

Dylan Matthews 

THE most underrated youtuber of all time. Dylan is one of the funniest people on the internet, complete with a great personality and a charming smile. He is know for his movie commentary, game play, and other videos. Subscribe to Dylan Is In Trouble to become a troublemaker.
-Yo did you see that new Dylan Is In Trouble movie commentary video??
-Yes! Dylan Matthews is so sanitary!

Dylansexual 

When you are in deep love with Dylan O’Brien
- What’s you type?
- Oh, im dylansexual
Dylansexual by newtmasloveer December 29, 2020

Daddy Master Dylan

The best there ever is, was, and always will be. Daddy Master Dylan is who you think of when you sleep and wake up.
"I woke up to the nice thought of Daddy Master Dylan this morning."
Daddy Master Dylan by JTS2 April 8, 2021

Dylan Matthews 

Dylan Matthews is a rare plant that only grows in Minnesota. Even though this special plant is as large as a tree, it's also thin like bamboo. To make sure that the Dylan Matthew will survive, it needs a lot of sour patch kids and bad movies. Otherwise Dylan will not participate and is in trouble. Another special feature about this really unique plant is, that it makes interesting noises in the wind, like "yikes", "it's a misdirect" and "misoa is my girlfriend".
"I forgot to take care of my Dylan Matthews plant. Now Dylan is in trouble."
Dylan Matthews by sabrinamelody August 12, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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