It's the sexual version of the Funky Chicken. Once performed for small audiences of Amish at the neighborhood barnyard theater, we have Ed from Sparta, NJ to thank for showing us what happens to our egg-laying friends after one turn too many.
"Man, did you see the feathers fall out of that one during the last push."
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.