dutch uppercut Share definition Flag This any suckerpunch or eyepoke someone does to someone after rubbing their fingers on their own bare sweaty asscrack. Jeff saw that guy his girlfriend cheated on him with so he gave him the ol' dutch uppercut. dutch uppercut by Spraya November 2, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the dutch uppercut mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch