Definitions by Spraya

Hoaglie 

When used properly its a noun. A cross breed between ho and homley. Commonly they are poor dressers with low self esteem. These girls are usually younger easy to find and eager to please.

Me and Dan are going to town to get a slice of pizza and pick up some hoaglies.

or

guy1: I got some sex last night.

guy2: Was she hot?

guy1: Nah, she was a little hoaglie

Hoaglie by Spraya November 2, 2007

dutch uppercut

This any suckerpunch or eyepoke someone does to someone after rubbing their fingers on their own bare sweaty asscrack.

Jeff saw that guy his girlfriend cheated on him with so he gave him the ol' dutch uppercut.

dutch uppercut by Spraya November 2, 2007