dusty muffin

an old dried up vagina that hasn't been used in quite some time.

Betty white had a dusty muffin.

by kstan34 July 15, 2010

Dusty Muffin

A older women.

One guy to another, " No way dude! I don't do dusty muffins."

by Sapphire Rcok Jugs May 10, 2010

Dusty Muffin

The act in which one party ejaculates on the other, then runs to the bathroom, places baby powder in their butthole and proceeds to fart on the ejaculate that is on their partner.

“Dude my girlfriend let me give her a dusty muffin, it was only on her leg but next time it’ll be better!”

by Cinn volov June 18, 2022

brown dusty muffin

Sprinkling brown sugar on a girls face while receiving a blowjob. Sugar can be literally brown sugar or brown from other sources.

I was in the kitchen and gave some girl the brown dusty muffin because I ran out of powdered sugar.

by PaulWhatTheHecht August 13, 2008

dusty old muffin

When your balls are all old and wrinkly and they haven't been touched in a long time

That man looks pretty old, i bet he has a dusty old muffin.

by Bub4 February 11, 2017