Someone who lacks intelligence and/ or just looks straight up retarded. Some would say they have a PHD in being durfee. Usually spotted in hope valley, Rhode Island
The equivalent of a Medical Doctor degree in the viewing, evaluating and diagnosing fecal matter found (dump) in a toilet or porta-potty. The Dumpologist can generally determine can generally determine whether said dump is from an adult or child. They can tell whether a dump was deposited from a basketball player who had been picking his ass in a game or practice. The Dumpologist is a highly respected member of the community and is often question as to whether or not a bathroom or porta-potty is safe to enter and what amenities it might have.
Hey Larry don’t don't use that porta-potty near the first base line some dude emptied his entire intestines in there.
Dumpologist: Larry in my opinion that young lad picking his ass at the foul line will be taking a dump in the gym bathroom during the next time out.
Larry: Mr. Dumpologist, I just went to the bathroom and you were right there was a pediatric turd left in the only toilet in the gym. Wow you are a genius! How long did it take you to become a Dumpologist?
Dumpologist: It has been a lifelong obsession to do good in the community and mankind, just ask my wife how many times I have saved her life....
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'