dumplounse

Chicken and dumplings leveled up to a power heretofore known of only in myth.

"The dumplounse incantation produced a result so instantaneous and devastating that the lounsemancer himself was boiled alive. In his final moments, as the dumplounse blacked out the sun, the wizard smirked knowing the legend of vance daggery had been fulfilled."

by Sassy Nanny Channy June 7, 2019

Dumpfounded

Being in a state of amazement due to lack of/excessive bowel movements. (A play on 'dumbfounded')

When one has eaten plenty of roughage & fibre but is still unable to poo. Causing questionable surprise leaving them unpleasantly Dumpfounded.
Also used in the opposite as: When one has had a poor diet for a few days but still manages to produce a well-rounded, hefty dump. Causing an unexpected surprise but leaving them pleasantly Dumpfounded.

by wordsmithjester May 4, 2014