dumpenstein

a massive bowel movement, the Frankenstein of turds

Billy tried flushing dumpenstein down the toilet but it overflowed.

by robenstein72 July 7, 2011

Derpenstein

A person, usually male, that goes around annoying friends, family, colleagues, etc. This person is socially inept and has a very slow thought process. Although most of them excel in studies, they seem to lack the basic intelligence required for a constructive conversation. This person can also be clingy and want to include themselves on anything you do/like. If you encounter this person, it's best to run away.

Chase: "Hey bruh, wanna go smoke a cigarette? I like cigarettes because you like to smoke them!"

Me: " No Chase, I don't have anymore .."

Chase: "Cmon bruh lets go smoke bruh.'

Me: "Shut-up you fucking Derpenstein!"

by Wolfgang7990 September 14, 2011

dumplestein

Specifically, a short white woman who’s eyes are bigger then her tolerance for alcohol when it comes to drinking on a Friday night. Better term then “white girl wasted”.

“Hey dumplestein, let’s go take some shots!”
“Natasha is such a dumplestein!”

by bkbabyyy February 26, 2022

Dude von Dudenstein

A nickname for a tight friend

Sydney Fife: Dude von Dudenstein!

by Sgt. Lincoln Osiris May 15, 2009

Dr. Dunkenstein

The greatest nickname of any athlete ever.

And Dr. Dunkenstein throws one down with authority!

by Kermit Sly December 31, 2008

Derpenstein

A fan of popular video games and comics who believes that flamingos will eventually take over the world. A true fanatic amongst us all.

That freak over there is definitely a Derpenstein!

by RynoStoop August 2, 2021