dumpert

www.dumpert.nl
A site owned by www.geenstijl.nl, which is owned by the dutch newspaper the Telegraaf. Dumpert is used for people to upload funny video's and pictures. A lot of people on dumpert are huge fans of "camel toe's".

Person A: Hey did you see that epic fail on dumpert?
Person B: yeh that guy failed so hard!
Person C: what's dumpert?
Person A: gtfo you lutsert!

by Mistehh April 26, 2009

Dumpert.nl

A dutch youtube-like site, where (almost) everything is allowed to be posted.
It mostly exists of photo's and video's, and most video's are stolen memes, edits of videos, but mostly random people getting beaten up for no reason whatsoever. Apparently cops in the Netherlands use this site to track down people who placed the random beat up videos (AKA Happy Slapping).

Contents of the site:
-Photo's (Mostly random crap and NSFW)
-Video's (Unfunny and dead memes, or just random crap)
-Happy Slapping (Literally a group beatup that has been filmed on camera, mainly a group against one person)
-Alot of drama in the comments (People seem to find it disturbing and the prime minister not doing anything about it, sometimes even giving people who do not have dutch history the fault)
-12 year olds posting illegal fireworks videos (Only on/close to New Years Eve)

Example:

Dude: "Hey do you know about that site Dumpert.nl?"
Dude 2: "Oh you mean the site where literally 12 year olds posts videos of children getting beaten up?"

Example 2:

Dude: "You saw this video on Dumpert?"
12 y/o: "Hell yeah, funny wasn't it?"

Example 3:

Dude: "You know about Dumpert being a site where literally anything is being posted, right?"
Guy: "Of course, what about it?"
Dude: "Apparently cops are looking for some guy again and are using that site."
Guy: "Ah crap, here we go again."

by DuaneDance June 27, 2019

Dumperdick Blues

A feeling of loss, sorrow, and total emptiness, because without explanation, your partner has denied all access to the dumper.

I’m not sure what’s going on with Amber, but it’s been at least a month since we have had anal sex. I’ve got a case of the Dumperdick Blues, and if I don’t get into that brown nectar soon, it’s going to get worse.

by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019

Thumper Dumper Code Red

The most feared of the craps possible to take that will completely annihilate your anus and any toilet you are using to the point that there is no point of existing after this shear and unholy beast of a teard.

No one has ever survived the apocolyptic and devastaional strike of the massive and utterly ownageness power of the thumper dumper code red, except for me and I live to tell the tale.

by ThumperDumperCodeRedSurvivor January 21, 2012

bumper dumper

When two cars are parked close enough together that you can rest each a butt cheek on each bumper to take a shit.

Oh man! If i can't find a bathroom i'm going to have to pull a bumper dumper.

by Munchus Maximus December 4, 2013

Thumper Dumper

The type of dump that makes your pants fit better and makes your legs quiver.

Last night when we got back from KFC I had a thumper dumper!

by Dr. Lipschitz August 26, 2010

Trauma dumper

A selfish prick who dumps their baggage onto other people especially when it’s not appropriate. A trauma dumper’s motive is often to gain sympathy or minimize other people’s traumas.

I made a Mother’s Day post and this trauma dumper commented, “imagine having a mom 😑”.

by exoliq March 7, 2021