An unpleasant or humorous facial expression usually captured when a subject is unknowingly photographed. A dumpyface may also occur during a posed group photo. However, this typically only happens to one member of the group.
Say Cheese! Oh, shoot. We'll have to re-take this picture. Cassie has a dumpyface.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'