Maureen used to be my best friend but is now a dumdumstoopidpoopyhead because she is in love with some douche and refuses to talk to me because she knows she will be magnetically drawn back into my mesmerizing and exciting world.
half human, half dog hybrid. Latin: Dumpus Maximus. General features include smelly mustache, large underbite, matted hair, beady eyes (compare to Ewok). Knows English fluently, always has to poop. Overall generally lazy and gumpy.