Dumbassosopher Share definition Flag One who comes up with several either impossible or stupid ideas. The leader of a group of dumbasses. When Larry decided to streak at a ballet concert, he became a dumbassosopher. dumbass shithead Dumbassosopher by Joshuathegreat February 7, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Dumbassosopher mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch