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dumbass fuck 

Mainly teenage boys who collect nudes from other girls and watch porn for a living. They think they are top shit but the truth is they ain't and everyone hates them.
look at the boy over there...he is a dumbass fuck

Dumbass shit fuck 

Someone who can't figure out the simplest of tasks.
One who has failed utterly at life and should leave.
Guy 1: Hey come on over here man.

Guy 2: Ok! I'm just going to cross this street.

*gets hit by car*

Guy 1: Oh man what a dumbass shit fuck!
Dumbass shit fuck by Jarp12 July 20, 2011

Shut the fuck up dumbass 

What I say to an asshole who thinks he’s smart
Johnny: bro u know how I ca...
Me: Shut the fuck up dumbass

fuck off dumbass 

A phrase used to tell a friend to go fuck himself in private
Tice: Fuck off Dumbass
Josh: brb ;)

shut the fuck up you dumbass bitch 

when someone needs to shutup the fuck up because they’re being a dumbass bitch, you would say this phrase.
“Mira can you shut the fuck up you dumbass bitch?”

Dumbass fucking cow

An person arguing with teamates in boss fight, or arguign with guild members.

An person looks stupid.
STOP BEING DUMBASS FUCKING COW!
Dumbass fucking cow by vereb July 12, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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