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dumbass fuck 

someone every thinks is retarded cause he always mumbles to himself and when he sees a hot girl he looks a guy and says "Hello". People are nice cause they think hes mentally challenged
Gah, aaron is one dumbass fuck
dumbass fuck by chinese militia #3 September 17, 2003
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dumbass fuck 

Mainly teenage boys who collect nudes from other girls and watch porn for a living. They think they are top shit but the truth is they ain't and everyone hates them.
look at the boy over there...he is a dumbass fuck

Dumbass shit fuck 

Someone who can't figure out the simplest of tasks.
One who has failed utterly at life and should leave.
Guy 1: Hey come on over here man.

Guy 2: Ok! I'm just going to cross this street.

*gets hit by car*

Guy 1: Oh man what a dumbass shit fuck!
Dumbass shit fuck by Jarp12 July 20, 2011

Shut the fuck up dumbass 

What I say to an asshole who thinks he’s smart
Johnny: bro u know how I ca...
Me: Shut the fuck up dumbass

fuck off dumbass 

A phrase used to tell a friend to go fuck himself in private
Tice: Fuck off Dumbass
Josh: brb ;)

shut the fuck up you dumbass bitch 

when someone needs to shutup the fuck up because they’re being a dumbass bitch, you would say this phrase.

Dumbass fucking cow

An person arguing with teamates in boss fight, or arguign with guild members.

An person looks stupid.
STOP BEING DUMBASS FUCKING COW!
Dumbass fucking cow by vereb July 12, 2021
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