Dumb Jock

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A guy who believes he’s very attractive,has lots of money, and every girl want to date him but he has like 0 brain cells that function in anything other than his sport and he has no personality unless he’s boozed up

New girl: “OMG!Whos that?”
Other girl: “That’s Kyle”
New girl: “ He’s cute”

Other girl: “You don’t wanna date him honey he’s the dumb jock”

Dumb Jock by no-I-don’t-like-you June 7, 2018

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Dumb Jock

A jock who is really dumb,unattractive,and simple. Yet is very popular with everyone just because of their athletic ability.

Guy:"What is so great about Ben? He acts stupid, isnt that good looking, and isn't very nice."
Other Guy:"Thats because he's a jock. The guys want to be him, and the girls want to date him."
Other Guy: "And he's the quarterback of the football team."
Guy:" I wish I was a dumb jock."

Dumb Jock by The God of Thorr June 17, 2007

Related Words

Dumb Jock • dumb • dumb bitch • dumb-shit • Dumb Blonde • dumb cunt • Dumb Ass Bitch • dumb nut • Dumb Dick • Dumb Bitch Syndrome

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

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TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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