Sexual Nirvana: The point of extreme sexual satisfaction and/or gratification which leaves you unable to speak properly, think clearly, or function correctly in even the simplest of tasks. (Eg: Talking is impossible, as you are left staring blankly into nothingness.)

The State of mind that you are left-in after experiencing the MOST INTENSE ORGASMIC BLISS.

Someone who is 'Cum-Dumb' could very easily walk right off a cliff without even noticing because all they can think about is their intense orgasm, and nothing of potential dangers around them.

Someone who is 'Cum-Dumb' should NOT operate heavy machinery, or drive any sort of vehicle, etc.

Cum-Dumb by MeTarded August 7, 2007

Pre-cum Dumb

The opposite of Post-nut Clarity, a man's state of mind in which horniness trumps thought. Can lead to serious fucky wuckys.

Blake: "In my state of Pre-cum Dumb I thought Brie Larson was hot"
Dan: "Yeah, I almost fucked a chick with a dick when I had Pre-cum Dumb"
Sam: "You guys need to jerk it more to get rid of Pre-cum dumb and get post-nut clarity"

Pre-cum Dumb by CitywideNut February 24, 2021

cum dumb

The feeling you get after an orgasm, that impares your ability to think and move.

Whitney - "Did you like that?"
Chadwick - "Uhh cream of corn."
Whitney - "WTF"
Chadwick - "Sorry.. cum dumb."

cum dumb by AZ_boy December 16, 2008

Cum dumb

After several orgasms the brain begins to lose cognitive abilities.

Hey babe, do you know where you left the car?

Nawww... I'm cum dumb.

Cum dumb by handles Gent October 22, 2014

cum dumb

The stuper a woman is in shortly after an orgasm rendering her useless.

She tried to answer the phone after I sastified her but she was so cum dumb she couldn't form a sentance.

cum dumb by z28 owner21 April 3, 2011

cum dumb

a state of being brought about when you've just had an orgasm and you're too stupid to function.

she asked me to make her a drink after sex but i was too cum dumb and i ruined it

cum dumb by ttg720 January 2, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026