Dulles Airport

Known as IAD, Washington Dulles International Airport, or just simply Dulles, Dulles Airport is a very nice airport in Sterling and Chantilly, Virginia, and is the main airport in the DC-Baltimore region. We have the AeroTrain, flights to 5 continents, and some annoying TSA agents who think you might turn the plane around and send it into a building in DC. Other than that, it's a pretty cool airport, and brings in a lot of revenue to the area. United Airlines is hubbed here, and a lot of people flying United connect through Dulles.

Californian man: "I seriously have to connect through Dulles to get to Nigeria??"

Japanese man: "OHH berry nice airport! I rike!"

Man from DC talking to a Chicagoan: "So what if Chicago is bigger than DC? We have Dulles Airport!"

Dulles Airport by sha721 December 20, 2010

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Dulles Detention Zone

Dulles Detention Zone (noun):

A soulless, fluorescent-lit purgatory where hope goes to die, tucked in the ass-end of an airport, reserved for the poor bastards flying commuter jets. A liminal space of broken spirits, where passengers—having paid top dollar—are herded like livestock into overcrowded, makeshift waiting pens with no amenities, no dignity, and no god. Delays stretch into eternity, announcements are cryptic riddles, and the only certainty is that you are not leaving anytime soon. See also: air travel purgatory, despair terminal, capitalist cattle stall

I was flying United, and they could not find a crew for the community flight on the last leg of the trip so I ended up in the Dulles Detention Zone

Dulles Detention Zone by HeloPilot March 9, 2025

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