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michael dukakis 

An extreme loser. One who not only looks the part of a loser but acts the part as well. In reference to the Democratic presidential candidate of 1988 with the outrageous eyebrows and some of the worst political strategy ever.
Kid #1: Dude did you see that guy just fall off the roof?

Kid #2: Haha...yeah what a michael dukakis!
michael dukakis by livillgringo April 2, 2009

Dirty Dukakis 

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls eyebrows.
After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a dirty Dukakis.
Dirty Dukakis by ritzcracker June 2, 2006

Kitty Dukakis 

A "Kitty Dukakis" is an "Arnold Palmer Beverage (also referred to by white trash as twisted tea)" with a shot (or two) of good Citron/Lemon Vodka added. Though Kitty would probably have just poured in some hairspray!

This drink was first created at the Moana Surfrider Resort on Waikiki Beach on the Island of Oahu in the US State of Hawaii.

Trying to be funny I ordered a "Kitty Dukakis" from the cocktail waitress, to which she replied "huh".
I gave her the recipe and explained that Kitty would drink this because it looked like an "Arnold Palmer" and you couldn't smell the vodka on her breath. She took it hook, line and sinker!

Two years later I was in Waikiki again, we sit down and I order a "Kitty Dukakis" my friend laughs, the cocktail waitress says "do you want that with citron or regular vodka?" WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I get a Kitty Dukakis? Tell the bartender to use a good Citron Vodka!
Kitty Dukakis by OneLane August 27, 2013

Shlitty-Dukakis'ed 

A synonym for shitfaced. Can be used to describe a crazy night out with the bros.
"Bro I had way too much to drink last night, I was shlitty-dukakis'ed"
What you say in agreement or realization of something often in a sarcastic tone
You: "Woah I just realized the Earth is round"
Me: "Ah, dukakis"
Dukakis by TheGreatPerhaps June 15, 2011

Olivia Dukakis 

Olivia dukakis should be used to describe the hottest, of the shorty shorts. This girl should be bangin in all aspects. About only ten girls on earth are truly, DUKOCK. This bitch is baller, gangsta, ghetto, fine, smooth, and real.
Davita: Damn boi, that girl got it goin on, i cant even describe man. Dat bitch is TIGHT!

Jesse: I know fo real, she got that Olivia Dukakis thing goin on, hellz yeah, she balluh.
Olivia Dukakis by Jesse Hilton April 20, 2007
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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