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Dufus Moronicus
Dufus Moronicus by chitsb January 9, 2009
dufuzi
The clueless, often administrative or bureaucratic, unimaginative people who invent, post, proclaim, impose, enforce, and seem to believe idiotic, irrelevant, arbitrary, intolerant, or contradictory rules, policies, and ambiguous requirements that the workers and humble people (especially non-whites intending to vote, exist, or drive in the United States) must repeat, obey, or submit to, whether at work, the Department of Motor Vehicles, school or prison, the TSA airport security line, coach class, the IRS, ballot locations, and chain stores in shopping malls, upon pain of denial of employment, electricity, freedom from incarceration, eviction, all human rights, access to a bathroom, life, or income sufficient to buy even overpriced, processed food to survive. A dufus or doofus may believe or speak with confidence in the abovementioned cretins' rules or requirements, yet The Dufuzi are powerful, unthinking trogdolites, often unaccountable clerks doing the bidding of evil (mostly) men. In France, they are known as the Dufoisie. Their unknown, mysterious leader is the Duphin.
The Dufuzi required a 6 year old immigrant child to represent himself in court against charges made by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) that he had crossed the border "illegally." The Dufuzi required that untrained, semi-literate workers secretly analyze handwritten signatures to determine if a registered, minority voter could vote in Georgia. The Dufuzi read the instructions from the teleprompter during the Fox News morning broadcast, so that the Doofus in Chief knew what he would say each day.
dufuzi by ernesto7654321 November 30, 2018
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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