Duff'd (v) - The act of getting used and or manipulated by an attractive, mentally unstable person of the opposite sex. Unfortunately this includes an abundance of flirting, profound mixed messages, and sexual enuendos that don't actually lead to SEX, merely the illusion that it will. The Duff usually ends by the Duff-er getting back together with their original girl/boyfriend, leaving the duff-ee with a killer case of blue balls/dry-gina.
Man, I thought this relationship was going to go somewhere, but really I was just totally getting Duff'd!
abv. for Designated Ugly Fat Friend; Term men use to describe a fatter, less attractive friend, a woman brings with her to a party or social gathering to make herself look better by comparison. In some cases the more attractive woman will not "put out" for any male, unless one of his friends "takes one for the team" and "hits" the Duff.
C'mon take one for the team and hit that Duff (D.U.F.F.), I'll buy you lunch tomorrow!
Duff Delish refers to "a good buzz" or a "really good time". Specifically refers to a drinking/going out/drug buzz. "Duff" refers to being under the influence of substances and "delish" means a nice taste. Has become rather popular around Dublin, Ireland recently.
Chris: What was last night like?
Ronan: I was on such a duff delish, best night of my life.
A Scandinavian drinking game that can be played by two or more players.
Played in a circle the participants hit a beer can against their head twice with considerable impact (hence duff duff) and then pass the same beer can to their left. The next participant does the same and that continues until the can springs a leak.
The person whose head caused the leak then needs to open the can and down it.
The player to the loser's left takes a fresh can and the game continues.
This drinking game should only be played by skilled experts.
Duff Duff is often played at men only events such as but not limited to: camping trips, bucks parties and festivals.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*